The latest attempt to film the Fantastic Four by director Josh Trank is shite, really, really shite. The Thing is a killing machine. That’s how shite this film is. It’s fucking shite on a plate of shite in a stadium full of shite.
As a palate cleanser here’s the 1994 Roger Corman film which is crap but at least there’s a joy to it, plus The Thing isn’t a fucking murderer.