I know what’s coming with the ‘Oumuamua’ asteroid

The ‘Oumuamua’ asteroid is swooshing into the solar system like a deadly giant chocolate finger.

Is it just a strange chunk of space rock? Is it an alien probe? Is it a doomsday machine? Is it a story designed to fill pages and gain clicks as we hit the Christmas and New Year holidays?

I dunno, but I’m hoping it’s this…

Tobe Hooper’s Lifeforce is a work of demented genius. If we do have a giant alien spaceship full of hot naked space vampires then bring it on. It wouldn’t be any weirder than anything else going on right now.