I’m going to make you sweat

So, Prince Andrew and that interview

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I won’t go into the gory details as I’m sure there’s nobody in the Western world who hasn’t heard Andrew’s word and how much of a lying liar he is. The lack of ability to sweat has been debunked for the steaming bollocks it is, and at no point does he say anything honest.

But the fact is that if this had been an ordinary member of the public they’d be in a cell today after answering police questions, but because he’s a member of the British elite he’s able to avoid prison so Andrew can spend the rest of his life not sweating because the establishment looks after their own.

My top ten horror comics: 1: EC Comics

Every single horror comic produced today in the West owes something to the horror comics produced by EC Comics. In fact, EC’s influence is such that if you’ve seen a zombie film, or something written by Stephen King, or made by George Romero, or influenced in any way by these people (which is pretty much everything in horror these days) then you’ve been touched by EC.

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Springing out of their crime comics, EC found that kids in the 1950s loved grisly, gory, wonderful horror stories drawn by some of the greatest ever artists to draw comics then and now.

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Many of the stories were actually pretty routine sting in the tale stories, but some were extraordinary such as the adaptation of Ray Bradbury’s The Small Assassin, which is still chilling and horrific 70 years after it was first published.

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Or the gloriously gory end to Foul Play

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Sadly this run of fun and games didn’t last long in the censorious days of 50s America, and soon the authorities cracked down on horror comics, and in doing so held back American comics for 40 years.

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But those few years pumping out horror, fear, crime, gore and terror hit a mark that horror comics have tried to better for decades, and on the whole, failed to his the same standards. These comics are truly golden and will forever be the best horror comics you’ll come across.

My top ten horror comics: 3 : The works of Junji Ito

There are few artists whose entire body of work is troubling. H.R Giger is one, Junji Ito is another.

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I’m a latecomer to Ito’s work as I find wading through the masses of manga chaff tiresome, but I had a reaction to Ito’s work that I’ve not had in years. Yes, there’s extreme gore in there but his work uses and reshapes human bodies in twisted, bizarre ways with almost Lovecraftian stories and ideas that weld together Western and Eastern horror in a package that works amazingly well. The best example of this is his adaptation of Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein, which is a fascinating read not only because it’s accurate, but because this is the original story of body horror being adapted by a 21st century master of the genre.

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As for his work, Uzumaki, to think a creator could make a horror story based round the spiral seems laughable til you read it…

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There’s also a film version of it that I must track down, as well as an adaptation by Adult Swim.

I’ve barely touched his work but the sheer amount of quality I encounter with each new book is remarkable as Ito is simply a twisted genius and I look forward to discovering more and more of his work.

My top ten horror comics:4:The Spectre by Michael Fleisher and Jim Aparo

How can a comic be exceptionally violent, brutal and grotesque in ways that 40 years later still horrify but manage to, just, stay within the limits of the Comics Code in the 1970’s? A lot of comics tried but in 1974 in Adventure Comics #431 showed how it could be done.

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Adventure Comics was at the time one of DC Comics longest running titles, but at this time it was a fading title used mainly for trying out new characters or somewhere to dump Aquaman in. With issue 474, editor Joe Orlando assigned writer Michael Fleisher and artist Jim Aparo revamped the Golden Age hero, The Spectre, for a run that became instantly controversial. Reason being is that Fleisher couldn’t show actual people being dismembered or tortured, so he’d have the Spectre (an all-powerful supernatural being) turn people into wax, or wood, or when that wheeze ran out artist Jim Aparo would push the Comics Code as far as it could have went in 1974.

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Sadly the controversy meant the story was curtailed as the story neared the end after ten issues though in 1988, Fleisher and Aparo were invited to complete the story in the Wrath of the Spectre mini-series.

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By 1988 the sort of viciousness displayed in the 70’s run was still horrific, but the ending lost some of its impact have a decade and a half between both parts of the story. That said, it is still a classic and a bridge between the horror of the 50’s with EC and what Alan Moore would later introduce with Swamp Thing in the 80s. Trade paperbacks are easily found so go get a copy for a bit of horror comic history.

My top ten horror comics:5: Yummy Fur

Chester Brown is not a comic creator to get on too many vapid ‘best of’ lists on YouTube channels obsessed with superheroes, but he’s not only a bloody genius, but his work is among the most challenging you’ll read in the medium today. His comic, Yummy Fur, started as a surreal work of horror along the lines of David Lynch, especially Eraserhead.

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His story, Ed the Happy Clown, is a work of such demented genius that the story deserves to go into as clean as possible, but be warned, this is not an easy read. It will however be worth it as you’re caught between horror/comedy/revulsion.

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It’s also worth pointing out that each edition of the collected Ed the Happy Clown has been revised in some way by Brown, so each edition comes at you in a slightly new way, but the original edit as it were are in those early issues of Yummy Fur.

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Brown’s latter works leap between autobiographical work that is often challenging and leftfield work such as his adaptations of the Gospels. His book, Paying For It is the sort of work that other creators would find hard to put to paper but he does, and the challenging questions it raises will be argued about for years. For me though, the story of a happy clown and the things he encounters will forever live with me because of the images and ideas Brown uses. It’s a work that needs to be read.

Chris Morris remains a genius

Chris Morris is to me, the single greatest satirist the UK has produced in the last 30 years. There is nobody today pushing the limits as Morris did, or challenging not just how comedy is made, but poking a stick at culture, and the way the media works. There was never the sense that Morris was using comedy as a way to becoming a TV presenter or ‘celebrity’ as so many ‘comedians’ have done over the last few decades.

So a new project by Morris is a genuine event, and his new film,  The Day Shall Come, is just that.

It looks very like Morris has found a topic nobody really knew about and is using that to shine a light upon it in a way that reflects some of what’s going on today. Here’s Morris going into more detail on Channel 4 News.

I do wish we’d see more Morris, not to mention more outright satire, but if he produces two or three great works a decade it’s a fuckload better than selling out doing a Netflix special with the same dried-up material you’ve been pushing for years like some comics out there.

So appreciate him wile we’ve got him because there’s no replacement out there.

The second greatest thing Buzz Aldrin has ever done.

Buzz Adrin is rightfully famous for being the second person¬†to step foot on the Moon. For years though he’s had to suffer various conspiracy wankers trying to deny him, and indeed humanity, the nature of his feat.

With the 50th anniversary of the Moon landing coming, here’s a reminder of the second greatest thing Buzz ever did. Confronted by yet another Moon landing denier he acts like most of us would act if we’d had most of our lives dealing with these type of people.

Good on you Buzz!